If I Were My Evil Twin

I want an evil twin. I want an alt. I am tired of being mature, healthy, reasonable. Sometimes I appear to be surrounded by people who feel no similar compunction. At times my life feels filled with people who truly believe the world centers around them. Oh sure, they would deny it if asked. BUT. That is how they behave. That is how they treat me and others. And you know what? I’m tired of it. I want to release my inner 6-year old. /me hurls self to ground, kicking and screaming yelling “It’s not FAIR!!!”

Oh sure, I know how totally stupid and pointless that is. I did a trial run. *grin* Poor Oura. Yeah, I let my evil twin run loose in our IM. Other than an amusing penchant for alliteration (my alt is the Nadir of Negativism, Narcissism and Nastiness), EvilTwin really does not have much to recommend her. I did not feel any better afterward for having raved and ranted and vented. Well. Okay. Let me amend that. It felt GREAT while I was DOING it. *grin* Oh yeah, that WAS fun. But after – nothing had changed. 😦 Sigh. I guess that’s what all the self-help books and therapists say.

I told friends I wanted an evil twin to blog for me and to go where Ahuva cannot go in SL. One friend searched the name “EvilTwin” in SL. There are already 18 EvilTwins. Sheesh. There are only FIVE ‘Ahuva’s plus one Ahuvab. I’m going to need a different name for my alt, obviously. Please submit suggestions inworld, so no one else SEES them and steals them before I can use them. 🙂

EvilTwin will have a blog where she will get to report on interesting conversations that Ahuva never has. Ahuva is very big on denial. 🙂 EvilTwin will deny nothing. EvilTwin will wear all the fun outfits that Ahuva tries on only in dark of night. Okay – yeah, that’s an exaggeration. But I don’t leave the house in them!! LOL. It seems that everyone in SL has an alt. Yes – if everyone was jumping off the bridge – I would TOO!!!! Hey!!! That could be her name – Lemming!!!! 🙂 Someone go do a search, please!